
Today was a good day. Woke up got my drink on, and then Gypsy and I went to have a nice breakfast.
We were thinking on what we wanted to do and she had wanted to go get a pedicure, and her eyebrows done.
So I said cool and we went up to "Da Ave" and before she went to go she stopped into this nice store and got a pair of sandals, and 2 pairs of flip-flops. They look great on her plus I just got her a bag to match her sandals and that always makes the outfit perfect!
So she goes in, they take her right away and she is sitting getting everything done for her. I love to see people pampering her and taking care of her!
While she is in there I head over to this electronics store to look at another Flat Screen HDTV for us. After looking around, pricing and some street quick jive talk I might just have what I'm looking for in my price range.
Finally walk back and Gypsy is done, looking great and ready to go.
We decided on stopping in a Dunkin' Doughnuts for a "Coolatta". I think I'm hooked. The vanilla bean one is my favorite.
So we walk in, Gypsy walks to the counter to order for us and I grab a 2 seat table. I our bags on the chair and then take my umbrella and put it on the side so that it doesn't drip and make the floor slippery. It had rained pretty much since 10:30 AM and now it was 3:00 PM. There was a single woman on the other end and a older lady with a younger friend right next to me getting ready to leave.
So Gypsy gets our drinks and we chill out and bull shit for a few. After about 15 minutes we go to leave.
I picked up the bags and went to get the umbrella and it was GONE! Someone jacked me for my umbrella
After looking for it for a bit we just chalked it up as a loss and then went on out way.As we were waiting for the bus I see the crazy older woman who was next to me in Dunkin and she had my umbrella! Can you believe that?
Then I confronted her on it and she kept saying no that it was hers and if I didn't leave her alone she was going to call the cops.
I told her go right ahead because
1. they have you on tape taking it.
2. MY initials are craved into the wooden handle.
3.You KNOW you took it and you will get a ticket. ( Doubt they would make a 70 something old lady go to jail )
As soon as I said all that her tune changed and then Gypsy just took it right out of her hands.
You had to see this shit though.
I think they people that were there thought it was a stunt or shit because here you have this 70 year old lady trying to walk away from me 28 years old and telling her "Give me my shit back! I'm NOT playing!"
Crazy & funny.
Then she got on the same bus as us!
Now if you KNEW in your heart that was your umbrella wouldn't you fight back for it?
If you KNEW in your heart you didn't take it from someone wouldn't you fight & not give it up?
People are just plain crazy I tell ya!
To all the great fathers out there HAPPY FATHERS DAY!
Everyone enjoy your weekend and stay up!


3 comments:
Maybe she was in throes of some kind of dementia. I wonder sometimes what makes people tick.
Yo I don't know what the fuck she had or was thinking but whatever it was I was NOT leaving without my umbrella! I mean it's MINE!
Why should I give it to her because she forgot her own and shes old?
FUCK THAT YO! This is Brooklyn, do or die! LOL
Stay Up!
"FUCK THAT YO! This is Brooklyn, do or die! LOL"
i can relate. i am a street preacher, first time i used a bad word in a sermon down here in the deep south, they called me on it.. my response was similar..
dude, i am from brooklyn, i am allowed..
(ill save the i am an addict excuse for later)
Have a good one.
Brother Frankie
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